I'm offering the following Summer Special, for one appointment each day, first come, first served!

£80 an Hour

At this price, there is no time for endless e-mail foreplay! I will only respond to e-mail requests which give me at least 24 hours notice and clearly state:

• The day and time you would like to see me.
  If possible, please offer alternative days and/or times
• The requested appointment duration.
• The name of your hotel, or the post code of your home

Once we have agreed a time and location, I will need you to confirm with me by telephone on the day of the appointment

These prices are inclusive for travel within a 15 miles of Newcastle. There will be a £10 extra charge for travelling between 15 and 30 miles.

I only do outcalls. Sorry, I can't do incalls, please don't ask!